11 Steps to Divining with Bacon – A Visual Guide.

Bacon is one of the Creator’s gifts to us. Recently I was camping with the family and decided to seek guidance in the sizzle of the fat over an open fire. You can apply this to any food, but if you have bacon that is all you probably need.

If you ask the sacred pig will answer!

Prepare the fire with humility in your heart. Matches help too.

Prepare the fire with humility in your heart. Matches help too.

Choose an appropriate oil to your question. Grease the grill will lest you burn the sacred pig.

Choose an appropriate oil to your question. Grease the grill will lest you burn the sacred pig.

Do not buy bacon wrapped in plastic. It is an offence to the pig. Do study the numerology closely. 23 reduces to 5. 6 and 5 united are often numbers associated with great works of magic.

Do not buy bacon wrapped in plastic. It is an offence to the pig. Do study the numerology closely. 23 reduces to 5. 6 and 5 united are often numbers associated with great works of magic.

Carefully lay the bacon in place. Beware of being blinded by the smoke lest you miss the message.

Careful lay the bacon in place. Beware of being blinded by the smoke lest you miss the message.

Choose a number of strips that fits your work.

Choose a number of strips that fit your work.

Crispy or floppy is a matter of much debate.

Crispy or floppy is a matter of much debate.

Consume the sacrament with those you love.

Consume the sacrament with those you love.

Make sure you don't leave anyone hungry.

Make sure you don’t leave anyone hungry.

Ask a qualified diviner to interpret the message. Trust me the bacon never lies.

Ask a qualified diviner to interpret the message. Trust me the bacon never lies.

Do not leave a trace of your oracle for others to find.

Do not leave a trace of your oracle for others to find.

Enjoy the fruit of your labour if anything is left. I do advise snacking during divination to  avoid being left with an empty plate.

Enjoy the fruit of your labour if anything is left. I do advise snacking during divination to avoid being left with an empty plate.

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