Things I never expected to say as a Tarot Reader more than once!

I thought I’d inject a bit of humour into my blog. It is easy to be too serious about what I do and let the great comic moments pass by.

1. You know drinking that (cologne, mercury, other toxic crap) might be why you are seeing spirits.
2. Nope that was not my spirit visiting you last night in your dreams.
3. If you don’t want that to fall off you should show your Doctor soon.
4. I don’t think that big light in the sky is following you. The Sun doesn’t care about people that much.
5. Please, keep your pants on. I don’t need to see it.

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